I have a hypothetical situation to demonstrate the different perspectives between kitties and
somemommy humans. This may be confusing so pay close attention. Okay, here's the situation:
It's o'dark:30 in the morning, somemommy, I mean, someone feels a tap, tap, tap on her forehead causing her to stir. She falls back to sleep so now feels a sandpaper kiss on her eyelid. No falling back to sleep after that! The kitty sits
innocently patiently on the nightstand...
Here's the perspectives:
Somemommy Human: Wakes up cranky because of licked eyelid. Claims to have a horrible headache so gets up to take something for it before coming back to bed. Lays there trying relaxation, meditation, dictation, anything to make headache go away. Because she took headache meds on an empty stomach she starts to feel really sick. Gets up to drink more water, still feels sick but comes back to bed. Head pounding. Looks over to see adorable kitty sitting on nightstand, mumbles "it's a good thing you're cute" while opening the drawer for treats for the sweetest kitty ever.
Kitty: Oh my Cod chica, what's with all the drama? Can't you see I'm withering away? Feed me!
Hope everything is in perspective for you today!