Itty Bitty Kitty Bag

I'm just minding my own business sitting on a bag and NOT sitting on the dining room table...

Seriously Mommy, I'm not on the table so I have no idea where you think you see a cat somewhere they aren't supposed to be cause I don't see one anywhere...

I'm just gonna lay here until you figure out where the offending kitty is...

Hey, wait a minute, even if I was sitting on the dining room table, which I'm not, what difference does it make?

I'm beginning to think that humans just make up phantom rules to make themselves think they're in control.  We all know that's malarkey.  The sooner they figure that out, the more peace we'll get. 

Hope your floofy patootie is sitting wherever you want it to today!

Angel

No No? What's that mean?

If you're up somewhere that you're not supposed to be (per some arbitrary rules that we all know don't apply to cats but beans haven't figure this out yet)...

Just ignore any approaching beans and look away because if you can't see them, they can't see you!

Do you have so called "rules" in your house? If so, what are you not supposed to do? Do you do it anyway?

Hope you have a great Monday!

Angel