Showing posts with label infomercial. Show all posts
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Monday, July 16, 2012

Infomercial

Have you ever been the victim of poor lighting which doesn't allow you to see the true beauty of what is sitting in the hallway?
Make sure that never happens again with the Fe-light - the original feline light that brightens everything in your life!
The Fe-light is powered by stinky goodness and treats and is completely mobile so every room in your house  can be illuminated by its powerful laser beams.  You'll love the Fe-light so much you'll want more than one!  This would almost* guarantee that one light is available while another is recharging on the sofa.  

No home should be without the Fe-light!

*Disclaimer:  The feline portion of the Fe-light can never be guaranteed to do anything that it doesn't want to so lighting will not be available while it sleeps recharges as long as it wants to.  Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.